The Presidential Candidates: Jeff Boss

Combining his aspirations and his one dramatic assertion, Jeff Boss might get more attention if he presented himself more credibly. By his own account, he has respectable private-sector credentials. He was "ONE OF THE TOP PEOPLE AT MORGAN STANLEY ‘S ROADSHOW DESK AND BROUGHT THE FOLLOWING COMPANYS PUBLIC: AOL, NETSCAPE, DONNA KARAN, LUCENT TECHNOLOGY, GNC, RENAULT, HARVEY NICHOLS, BARNES&NOBLE ,MEDIMUNE AND NUMEROUS OTHERS. "

You'll have to deal with the caps; that's Boss's style. It's not clear whether he was at work or not when "I WITNESSED A PERSON WITH THE HIGHEST CLEARANCE AND HIGH UP IN THE NSA TELL ME THE NAMES OF THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WITH THE 911 ATTACK IN MARCH OF 2001 IN WASHINGTON D.C.. THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT HELPING RAMSI YOUSEF(RESPONSIBLE FOR THE 93 BOMBING AT THE WORLD TRADE CENTER)FROM THE NSA SECRET PRISON IN ALEXANDRIA VA CALL HIS UNCLE KOLID SHEIK MOHAMMED (CONSIDERED.THE MASTERMIND OF THE 911 ATTACK) AND THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT FLYING PLANES INTO BUILDINGS. I NEVER HEARD THE DATES OR THE NAMES OF THE BUILDINGS AND I NEVER THOUGHT ANYTHING WOULDEVER HAPPEN. BUT ON SEPTEMBER 10, 2001 I WAS TOLD TO GO THE WORLD TRADE CENTER ON SEPTEMBER 11, 2001. MY FIRST DAY IN A NEW OFFICE. I WAS TOLD NOT TO BE LATE. I WAS LATE. THANK GOD. "

In short, "THE NSA DID THE 911 ATTACK AND IN DOING SO HAS MADE US A FACIST COUNTRY."

You might have inferred from his narrative that Boss believes that he was meant to be killed at the World Trade Center. He definitely believes that the National Security Agency has tried to kill him on several occasions since the terrorist attacks. Given the important evidence Boss claims to have, the agency's efforts might be understandable. He gives some idea of the scope of their operations against him here:

THE NSA HAS USED A FRONT COMPANY TO BUY THE PANTRY AT THE GALAXY AT 7000 BLVD EAST IN GUTTENBERG. THE OWNERS AND EMPLOYES ARE ALL EMPLOYED BY THE NSA AND USE THE PANTRY TO POISON CIGARETTES AND FOOD.. THE NSA HAS ALSO PUT NSA EMPLOYEES AT BENITOS ITALIAN RESTAURANT AT THE GALAXY LEONADO THE PERSON WHO MAKES THE PIZZA TOLD ME HE WORKS FOR THE NSA AND THAT THEY POISON THE FOOD FOR CERTAIN CLIENTS INCLUDING ME . THEY HAVE ALSO EMPLOYED THE PHARAMACIST AT GALAXY DRUG STORE I HAVE GPS ON MY COMMERCE DEBIT CARD, MY DRIVERS LICENSE, AND MY CLOTHES.

Despite this incredible campaign of persecution, Boss believes that he can turn things around by being elected President of the United States. If elected, he will repeal the Patriot Act; establish "checks and balances" in elections by having electronic and paper ballots that have to match one another; bring home the troops within two months of his election (he won't be inaugurated yet, however) but leave a token force to protect the oil fields; pay out $2,000,000 compensation to severely wounded soldiers or families of soldiers killed in action, the money to be paid back eventually by the Iraqi government from oil revenues; "stop giving tax breaks to companys sending jobs overseas"; build electric cars with "80% American parts" as part of a crash effort comparable to wartime production to wean the country from foreign fuel; as part of the same effort, institute major tax breaks for wind and solar power; balance the budget with no tax hikes and "some type of tax reform."

Turning at last to the dreaded NSA, he'll subject the agency to "check and balances" while using its satellite technology for good to track illegal immigrants and missing children. How he'll accomplish this is unclear. Given the obstacles he imagines for himself, how he'd be elected is very unclear, especially since the only strategy he urges upon possible supporters is to "tell 100 friends" about his campaign. For more charges against the NSA, check out his website.

Boss is also running for the U.S. Senate in New Jersey, and has gotten enough petitions to appear on the ballot there. He gave a radio interview earlier this month which you can hear at this site.