26 June 2008

Idiot of the Week candidate

You'll have to listen to story on the National Public Radio page to hear what I'm talking about, but one of their reporters in New Hampshire found a real, live person willing to admit his bigoted opinion of Senator Obama. He would never vote for "Barack Osama -- there's only one letter difference" because, in his view, it just isn't right for someone with Muslim ancestry, with the middle name Hussein, who allegedly does not place his hand on his heart during the Pledge of Allegiance, to become President of the United States. I haven't found a transcript of the Morning Edition segment yet, but the man's name sounded like Charles Fasano or Fassano. With any luck we'll get the name straight soon, because this guy shouldn't go unrecognized for his shameless idiocy.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Did you ever suck a dingleberry through a straw? It's easy -- sit on the toilet, hunch down as close to your privates as possible, connect several straws together (long enough to reach your butthole), target a dingleberry and then suuuuucccccckkkk. It's called suckleberrying. There's a new word for you. -- A.

Anonymous said...

Barack Obama is black. We don't be needin' no Negroe president my Fuhreristic friend. AbraChaim Lincoln-stien wouldn't be liking it too much -- that ain't why he be freeing da slaves and all.

No we don't be needin' no Sambo Commando in Chief -- Extraspecially one that be speakin' white but be rappin' the Snoop Dogg. 'Course, John McCain ain't no better, he been abducticated by aliens in the past and not the Mexicano kind if you be knowin' what I mean.

No I be writin' in Hillary, she down with the pimps, my superbly edumacated historically literated and liberated friend. BCNU

Samuel Wilson said...

I think the last two correspondents misunderstand the Idiot of the Week concept. The point is not to nominate yourselves, though these are both rather impressive applications. Thanks for playing just the same.

crhymethinc said...

Comment #1) Sounds like you're already well-versed in the art, my friend. Why don't you post a video on YouTube so your mama and pappy can be more proud of the bouncing bundle of joy they raised. Or maybe they should just shoot themselves in the head...

Comment #2) WTF??? I suppose we can award a c- for a lame attempt at sarcasm. I can only assume that this comment was left by the same person who left the first one, but was lamely trying to make it look like a second idiot. Whatever...

hobbyfan said...

Uh, is it possible that trolls need not apply to this blog? I've read more inspired tripe than from this pathetic get-a-life. To me, it seems we've got more candidates on this thread alone.

Samuel Wilson said...

I elect to edit nothing off the blog, because now if I want to discuss how our culture and education have declined, I have primary sources at my fingertips to cite. Besides, trolls aren't real; they're creatures in fairy tales.